My New Year resolution is to figure out how to put candy in this fucking pinata for next years Halloween's party. (Yes, I didn't use it last year because I can't figure out how the hell to do it!!!!)

I was never really pushed to believe that a big fat man in a red suit and a white beard was going to give me presents... My parents Just made sure that I believed in Santa as a Christmas Spirit rather than a man that would big me presents.